Personal Metaphors

If I were an animal, I would be an chameleon because I can adapt to a lot of different situations.

If I were a car, I would be a Buick because I act like an old lady but people still like me.

If I were an article of clothing, I would be a scarf because I'm a multitasker.

If I were a day of the week, I would be a Sunday because I'm laid back.

If I were a food, I would be an appetizer because where I am right now is only the beginning.

If I were a color, I would be orange because of my hair.

If I were a movie, I would be a romantic comedy because I'm really good at awkward love.

If I were a fragrance, I would be a sweet one because I like to think I'm a sweet person.

If I were a type of building, I would be a brick one because I have a hard exterior.

If I were a plant, I would be a rose because I may look nice but I have flaws too.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be cymbals because I don't always make myself noticed, but when I do you'll sure know it.

If I were a geometric shape, I would be a circle because I'm well rounded.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be an end table because I put the finishing touches on things.

If I were a song, I would be a country song because I'm laid back and I'm a country girl. (kind of)

If I were an appliance of machinery, I would be a sander because I'm pretty good at smoothing over a rough situation.

If I were a television character, I would be Monica from FRIENDS because there's a hungry girl stuck inside of me and I can be a perfectionist.

If I were a season of the year, I would be winter because sometimes I make you feel cozy and others I can be pretty bitter.

If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a volcano because you never know when I'll go off.

If I were a cartoon or comic character, I would be Plankton because I want what I can't have.

If I were a word, I would be one that no one really knows what it means because I can be hard to figure out.