Symbolic Recipe

Ingredients:

• a dash of self-doubt
• 2 T. sarcasm
• a pinch of procrastination
• 1/8 cup impatience
• 1 cup fickle mindedness
• 1 cup sweetness
• 3 cups reliability
• 1 gallon love
• 2 heaping cups compassion
• 3 cups intellect
• 3 cups ambition
• 1 T. quick wit
• 1 cup confidence
• 2 cups loyalty
• 2 handfuls hard work
• 2 cups creativity

In a bowl, whip together the self-doubt, sarcasm, procrastination, impatience and fickle mindedness. Make sure you add lots of air to keep it light. Gradually fold in the sweetness to balance.

In a separate bowl combine the rest of the ingredients. Mixture may be thick. Let set for one hour to allow dough to rise and take shape. Put in pan and bake at 350 for 27 minutes or until slightly red on top.

While still warm, spread the light mixture on top. Let set until its patience has run out, and serve heartily.

Yields one unique individual